Yes I'm grumpy in the morning!

But that is only because I HATE when you wake me up with your hands in my pants.
When you poke me,
When you breath you bad morning breath in my face.
Yes. I'm grumpy in the morning! Stop waking me up 2 hours before I need to be! Ugh.

It is almost Christmas..

it is almost christmas and i have 3 presents under the tree for my boyfriend. where the f*** are mine? hm...
anyone else feel this way?
like.. hm... you have been my boyfriend for how long? you what? you dont know what i like? you dont know what to get me? um.. okay?
whatever.